F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and Lindsey

59. Staci Jacobs Was In All The Choirs

Nov 30, 2020

Choir girl, awkward child, and ex-Sex and the City tour guide Staci Jacobs joins us from her quarantine pad in NYC to play FYIS. For first period we go to "Ometries" class because Kelly likes to play on the guest's weaknesses, and Staci admitted to hating Trigonometry and Geometry. Then Lindsey takes us to Choir for...

58. Thanksgiving Special

Nov 23, 2020

This week Kelly and Lindsey sit down for a special Thanksgiving episode. Gobble Gobble Bitches!!!!

Kelly starts our day in History class where we learn the good, the bad and the ugly about the history of Thanksgiving. Remember when we made those cute little turkey drawings with our hands and our teachers told us that...

57. Most Likely To Be Your New Bestie - Alison Rosen

Nov 16, 2020

Host of the hit podcast 'Alison Rosen is your New Best Friend' and lover of "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter", Alison Rosen is our guest this week. Wooooooo!

Because Alison was once in a super cool Riot Grrrl band called The Angoras, Kelly takes us to Animal Husbandry class where we play the game, "Angora vs Angora"....

56. Eggs Galore

Nov 9, 2020

Are you ready to hear what's on the menu this week? Eggs, eggs, eggs - with a side of ovaries. Yummy yummy yummy!

That's right, it's egg freezing week at FYIS High School! Because Lindsey is follicle-deep in freezing her eggs, Kelly and Lindsey have a special egg freezing episode that is anything but sexy. We...

55. Biggest Fan Of Kirk Pynchon - Kirk Pynchon

Nov 2, 2020

Lindsey's friend, boss, and co-host of the Food Fight podcast, Kirk Pynchon stops by the Zoom room this week.

Because Kirk was a dance major in the height of his jerkiness, Lindsey takes us to Dance class where we learn which famous rapper was once a professional ballet dancer. THIS IS WHY WE DO THIS SHOW,...