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F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and Lindsey


Apr 24, 2021

Before we talk about our incredible guest, Dug Baker - artist, actor, hot bartender, and all-around-funny-man - we want to issue a little warning.

WARNING: THIS EPISODE INCLUDES A HELL OF A LOT OF QAnon talk so hold onto your white hats? Black hats? Hell, just hold onto your hats. 

Before we dive into to Q Quiz #1, Kelly takes us to Physics class where Dug proves that he's not just a pretty face but he's actually a genius who understands quantum physics and photons and all that jazz. Lindsey proves she does not know anything about anything. 

Then Lindsey takes us to Social Studies where we do a QAnon deep dive and talk breadcrumbs, bakers and Pizzagate. What planet are we living on? Listen to last week's episode to find out.

After the first batch of Q talk, we go to recess where Dug tells us a story about a Haiku bit about butterflies that went way too far and resulted in some serious embarrassment. 

Then Kelly takes us to Clown Class where we hear about Lindsey's Clown Class in college where she developed Pumpkin Grapes the Clown. Ask her how much her college tuition was next time you see her, will ya?

We end our school day back in Social Studies for our Q Quiz #2 where we teach Kelly what WWG1WGA is and learn more about the shit storm before the storm and the Great Awakening. Woof. Life is so depressing. Welp! Will Dug impress us all and take home the crown? We promise you he does and he wears it well. 

Check out Dug's insta and art:

https://www.instagram.com/jrunkjesus/

Check out his alter ego Zombie Bob Ross:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nne6uSnkNrY

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