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F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and Lindsey


May 9, 2021

This week Kelly and Lindsey sit down with hilarious actor and former bartender of The London West Hollywood, Joe Conti, and talk shop, shoot the shit and all that jazz, ya hear?!

Because Joe likes MATHHHH we start our day in a musical theatre math class where Kelly thinks that there was not 1, not 2 but 17 SINGULAR sensations in the musical A Chorus Line. Singular = ONE but she clearly didn't get the memo. 

Then Kelly brings us to Humanities class where we discuss real-life superheroes and ask the age-old question, "If you could have any superpower, what would it be?" Well, what would it be? Dibs on having the ability to fly! 

At recess we discuss Lindsey and Joe's origin story that involves college auditions, public shaming and one big fish face. Woo-wee!

Then Lindsey brings us to Lunch where we nibble on some topics and we create the best 90's school lunch menu of all time. Dunkaroo's anyone?

We end our day in Bartending class (just go with it) where Kelly makes us do math in the form of cocktails, heavy pours and drunken morons. 

Will Kelly keep pronouncing Celsius "Sell-See-Itch"? Will Lindsey know about bat ears and sonar? Will Joe know how many thingamabobs Ariel had? Duh, we all know that! 

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