On week 5 million of the quarantine, Kelly and Lindsey sit down
with producer and former Nebraskan David Marker to talk about corn,
Carhenge, and comic books.
Because David was a math whiz and excelled in choir, Lindsey
started the school day off with a mashup class that she sloppily
named 'Machoir'. Look, Lindsey said that she was never going to
teach another math class again and she had to get creative. Okay?
Great.
With math out of the way, Kelly then took us to Gym where we
learned that the scoliosis check may or may not have been a hoax.
Think about it. Bending all the kids over and running a finger down
each student's back... Yeah, that was weird and we would love to
know whose idea that was, thanks.
After surviving all the awkward moments of gym classes past we
skipped on over to Recess where we played some 'Fuck, Marry, Kill'
with comic book characters in honor of Marker's former job working
for DC comics. Would you fuck the Penguin? You wouldn't think so
but when you find out who is playing him in the next Batman movie
you just might change your mind.
After Recess, Lindsey plays theatre teacher with a variation
of the long-forgotten theatre game 'Party Quirks' where Kelly
and Marker dazzle us with their acting skills and their lack of
theatre knowledge.
Because of Marker's past as a Teen Court judge, we end our
school day in Teen Court where we dig into some old-timey crime
stories and make it CW teen relatable.
Marker ends the school day with a Nebraska quiz where he
proves that no one, including himself, knows much of Nebraska the
state but we do know a little bit about that 2013 movie called
'Nebraska' starring Will Forte.
Who will win in the end? Hint: David Marker went to Yale, so,
there's your answer.
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