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F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and Lindsey


Aug 10, 2020

This week we talk to Dani Faith Leonard - producer, comedian, host of 'Adult Sex Ed', and one of Lindsey's best college buddies.  They reminisce about the good 'ole days in their abusive University of Miami theatre program (there was a day called "Gun Day" you guys) and Dani talks about growing up on Long Island as a artsy, liberal Jew in a conservative, remedial town.

 

First, Lindsey takes us to Marching Band, where we learn about some of the disgusting scandals that mar one of Dani's sacred pastimes.  Then Kelly takes us to History class where the girls discuss the Ancient Wonder of the Ancient World (don't worry, they don't know what they were either) and the difference between poofs and ottomans.

 

For Recess the girls are cast in Dani's play that she wrote at age 11, a reimagining of Shakespeare's 'A Midsummer Night's Dream' through the lens of Seinfeld.  Then Lindsey takes us to English class for an annoying game of "Spelling Bee Harder" where she makes us spell, define, and make up examples of word concepts we don't know.

 

Kelly's last game is Biology (because Dani said she hated science class as a kid) where we are once again schooled in Kelly's apparent favorite subject - animal sex.

 

Finally, Dani takes us to 'Adult Sex Ed' where we learn what snakes, mites, and pubic hair have in common, and discuss some really disturbing oldey-timey names for vagina.

 

Obviously Dani wins.  Stay for her rousing Valedictorian speech which is basically just a great PSA to women everywhere and a nice little fuck you to a douchebag from HS.

 

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