This week K & L zoom zoom with author, comedian and former Sex
and the City tour guide Selena Coppock to talk Magnolia Cupcakes,
Manolo Blahniks and more.
In honor of Selena’s New York Times Wedding section parody
site, @NYTVows, we start off our school day in Home Ec where we
play the game, “I Do Or I Don’t”.
We then skip on over to everyone’s favorite class, Sex Ed,
where we learn about blowjobs, clit size and food fetishes all
through the eyes of our favorite Sex and the City foursome. We are
all such Samanthas, aren’t we?
For recess Lindsey and Selena reminisce about their former
jobs in New York as Sex and the City tour guides and the ladies
share their war stories riding around on what Selena describes as a
"sorority on wheels".
Lindsey then leads Film class where we play “Gentlemen Prefer
Blondes” in honor of Selena’s book 'The New Rules For Blondes',
which you can buy online wherever books are sold and Amazon but try
to find it somewhere else first, will you? Please!
We end our school day in Kelly’s English class where we have a
good old fashioned book report on the book 'The Scarlet Letter'
where we all decide that we should reread the book because it has
everything! Drama, sex, scandal and more!
Will Kelly win another episode? Will Lindsey end her losing
streak? Will Selena beat our hosts and leave them in the dust of
the SATC tour bus? Probably.